Sunday, October 10, 2004

Boky is (most probably) a boy!

If ultrasound pictures don't lie and if that small thing protruding between Boky's thighs is a penis, then Boky is most probably a boy.

Tuesday afternoon was when Mommy D had her first checkup at the University of Tsukuba Hospital, where her new fiftyish obstetrician showed her ultrasound images of Boky rumbling and tumbling inside her. (Rumbling and tumbling, as usual. What do you expect? Boky checking email? Anyway...).

The doctor also pointed out to her what is most probably a penis (a potential 10-incher, hehe...) The doctor however would not guarantee with 100% certainty that it is a boy since there was a time when a parent blamed the hospital for an erroneous prediction. In other words, he just showed the facts and provided his opinion and it is up to the parents to conclude. In this case, the fact is simple: Boky has THE thing, and unless, by some zany quirk of fate, females have started growing penises, then Boky, in say, 20 years, will be God's gift to women. (Yeah, right...)

About two years ago, in one of my trips back home to the Philippines, out of simple curiosity, I had my fortune read by one of these fortune tellers that line Quiapo Church in Manila. Among others, the fortune teller said that my future wife would be someone with long hair, I would have a child on a December, and the baby will be a boy. Sounds spooky, but Mommy D has very long hair, Boky will come out in two months, and from the recent ultrasound data, the child will be a boy.

The spook also predicted that I will become filthy rich (hehehe...but that's another story).

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